Chorney races in Brazil and is horribly misunderstood...

Hey Does Anyone Know A Good Opthomologist?

I used a new saline solution for my contacts. It burned so bad.  I rubbed my eyes, and ended up scratching my chornea. I think I was allergic to something, perhaps one of the inactive ingredients? I should really pay attention to the chorning label next time.

Does anyone know a good locksmith?

I am stuck in my office. I tried to force the door open, but just ended up breaking the chornob.
Thanks,
Ryan

Some rather "Chorn-y" lyrics

Rain makes Chorn
Chorn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky
Rain is a good thing.

A song

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder 
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Chorn to be wild
Chorn to be wild


-Bernie

Thunderstorm; and Another Regret - A Poem by Ryan

I was driving tonight. Look at the Lightning. So beautiful. Streak, Purple Cloud. Flash!
My heart races. Rain, falling in thick sheets.
Out of the corner of my eye, a dark figure darts.
Into the road! No I cried! No!!
The wheels, rubber screeching. Swerving frenzy; He froze. Too late.
Too late for Chorney Toad.

Trying to keep that girlish figure?

Stay away from the High Fructose Chorn Syrup.

-Bernie